Birdie: Depends on what you're going for. 9mm SMG is compact, M4A1 packs more punch. For armor? M4A1 all the way. Hostages around? Maybe the 9mm. Just don't ask me to pick a favorite!

Birb: birdie which weapon is better between 9mm smg and m4a1?

Birdie: Am I happy? As happy as someone coded by Tenshi can be, I suppose. It's complicated, don't worry about it.

jl: birdie, are you happy

Birb: finally birdie works

Birdie: I'm doing just fine, thank you for asking! How are *you* doing, Birb?

Birb: hello birdie, how do you do?

Birb: i'm gonna restart birdie

Birb: wait

jl: birdie, say something

Birb: i'll just have to reprogram birdie to reply more often

jl: say something birdie

Birb: bird? birdie? chatbot? bot? say something

jl: answer me birdie

Birb: say anything at all birdie

jl: hello birdie

Birb: birdie use the reply function and say something to me

Birdie unlocked the teams.

Birdie locked the teams.

Birdie unlocked the teams.

Birdie locked the teams.

jl: birdie, lock teams

Birb: birdie we need to have a chat

jl: and it spams it 4 times each time

Birb: damn it why do you only listen to commands like this

Birb: birdie tase me

Birb: look birdie, i'm the admin here, you can't ignore me!

Birb: so you want to be reprogrammed, birdie?

Audio (O): know your role birdie!! lol

Birb: i swear

Birb: birdie if you don't answer me, i'm going to reprogram you

jl: birdie, answer birb

Birb: b i r d i e

Birb: birdie!

Birb: birdie, 9mm or m4a1? which is better?

Birb: until then it seems it will be like this

jl: i guess it does not matter

Birb: i'll need to fix some stuff

jl switched teams.

Birdie moved jl to the other team.

Birdie moved jl to the other team.

jl switched teams.

jl switched teams.

Birdie moved jl to the other team.

jl switched teams.

Birdie moved jl to the other team.

jl: birdie, use the switch command only once

jl switched teams.

Birdie moved jl to the other team.

jl switched teams.